Left brain: "Don't you think we should unload the car first?
The bed isn't going to make itself."
Right brain: "But I have NEW NEGATIVES!!
I HAVE TO LOOK AT THEM RIGHT NOW!!"
Left brain: "Why don't we unload the car first, then have some dinner,
then you can look at them?"
Right brain: Oh, that would be prudent, but we are an ARTIST, not a PRUDE!!
Come on, I can't even remember what is on these negatives!
Left brain: "But we took those last week."
Right brain: "I have a short attention span."
Left brain: "And you're a little OCD.
Why don't you take a nice, deep breath, count to five until the
compulsion passes, then go empty the car and have some dinner.
Doesn't that sound nice?"
Why don't you take a nice, deep breath, count to five until the
compulsion passes, then go empty the car and have some dinner.
Doesn't that sound nice?"
Right brain: "NO IT DOESN'T! This month is about ME, not YOU.
I don't have to be logical, or prudent, or go to bed on time or ANYTHING but MAKE ART! Negatives first!"
Left brain: "Do you want to sleep on the dirty sheets again?"
Right brain: hesitates. "No. OK, ONE trip only. Then negatives. Maybe the sandwich."
Left brain: "Deal."
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